Maddie: Mom, look at your boobies. (Touches my breasts.)

Me: Maddie, please don’t play with my boobies.

Maddie: I ALWAYS play with MY boobies Mom. But look Mom – mine don’t fall off. (Bends over at the waste and tries to get her boobs to swing.) Mine don’t fall off like yours do.

Okay, so perhaps God didn’t bless me with the perkiest boobs in the planet, but they don’t exactly FALL OFF when I bend at the waste!

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