Said between sobs while she wanders around the house naked after her sister beat her into the bathtub… “I’m going to get my Barbie suitcase,” sob, “and I’m going to pack it and move somewhere where I NEVER have to take baths AGAIN!” sob
I’ve never had a kid who threatens to move away from home as often as she does, and she’s only three. And the scary thing is, sometimes I think she’d actually DO IT! Fortunately, tonight’s not the night, because she’s now cozy and clean in her pajamas, still in my house. Whew!
(If anyone sees a three year old wandering past their house with a Barbie suitcase please send her home.)