Six ways to avoid laundry.
1. Play Bingo with your kids.
2. Let your kids convince you that you need to play ONE more round before tackling the laundry mountain.
3. Write a lame blog post about avoiding laundry.
4. Tell yourself it’s character building if the kids occasionally need to wear mis-matched socks or scrounge through random piles to find that last pair of threadbare underwear.
5. Phone a friend and commiserate about the never-ending laundry duties.
6. Pretend there’s been a restricted quarantine placed on your laundry room and ONLY MOTHERS are not allowed to enter.
Sigh. Okay, so I’m getting tired of wearing the bottom o’ the barrel underwear – the kind that slides into places it’s not meant to slide – just because I’ve avoided laundry too long. Self – get thee to the laundry room!